Sportz Rap

From the sports memorabilia covered desks of the IEADD headquarters in sportzville U.S.A. comes this weeks Sportz Rap. Looks like the Phillidelia Rogers are out of the running for this year's Colgate Cup! This year's match up will be the Saint Louis Denvers vs. the Seattle Tampas. The sport has been changed from football to trenke rosano, an antiquated French sport in which 7 teams compete to eat all the tadpoles they can before racing across the ocean on legless horses. It's kind of like volleyball.

Speaking of volleyball, anyone ever "volley" their balls out of their pants and throw them at the T.V.? That's exactly what I felt like doing while watching last night's Green Bay Pancakes vs. Minnesota Vikings football sports show. These two teams have a long running rivalry but you could never tell by the way Green Bay quarterpounder Relf Fordpepper kept passing the ball to Viking's defensive line master Bert Flant. It was almost like they were in love and wanted to have children with each other.

Speaking of tennis, anyone ever watch tennis? Nope? Didn't think so. All I know about tennis is that one guy in the camera commercials and that bicycle guy with one ball. Tennis got kind of exciting a few years ago when two new lady tennis players named Dianne and Lassy Jackson, who were identical twins and enormous, started to play the sport. But then everyone realized they were playing tennis and got bored.

As far as basketball goes, you can't go wrong with March Madness champions the Colorado Backspins! These guys defied the odds by their team policy of not slam dunking the ball, which they consider cheating. The farther away you are from the basket hoop, the more points you get. I guess those dunk-aholics on the other teams didn't realize that, and the Backspins totally creamed them. Usually after playing college basketball, some players are "recruited" by the major leagues to play professionally.