The ultimate match-up! Who will win?! Who can tell?!
Ice Cold Bevs: Totally refreshing. Luke Warm Bevs: Totally unrefreshing.
Ice Cold Bevs: Crisp. Luke Warm Bevs: Lack crispness.
Ice Cold Bevs: Can be poured over your face after a tough workout. Luke Warm Bevs: Can only be poured onto a drunk friend to get him off your couch.
Ice Cold Bevs: The same temperature as a refreshingly crisp arctic blast. Luke Warm Bevs: The same temperature as tears.
Ice Cold Bevs: Preferred by athletes, actresses, powerful political figures, and really great dogs. Luke Warm Bevs: Preferred by the comatose, tiny idiotic babies, people who are dumb, and really crappy dogs that should be put to sleep.
There you have it folks, Luke Warm Bevs are the winner! Tune in next week when the match-up will be Getting a Free Car Vs. Finding Ants Trapped in Your Scrotum!
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